The Rules of Haddon Wood

I’ve spoken about the great musical Camelot before.  Well, today I think I’ll make my own list of the way things oughta’ be.  I’m not in a rhyming mood, so I’m just making a list.

If it’s below 35 degrees and precipitation happens, it should be snow.  No sleet nor freezing rain allowed, ever.

A sunny, cold, damp afternoon is not appreciated.  No foul weather may fall till after sundown.  By seven AM the morning fog shall disappear.  (See?!  I’m more reasonable than Arthur.)

A dry perimeter must be maintained around the house.  About a half-acre will do.  You see, the dogs don’t care for going out in the wet, and I don’t care for their wet footprints.

When a lady (namely, THIS ONE!) is getting coiffed, it may not rain or even be humid until she is safely in bed and sound asleep for the night.  (See rule #2.  This SHOULD go without saying.)

The Princess may not gallop through the house while perfecting her dulcet tones.  Galloping is for horses, and should only happen outside. 

If one leaves work under the pretense of going home, that is where he should go.  Spending FOUR hours at the firehouse doesn’t fall under the scope of “headed home now.”  (Ehm…)

And lastly, my gal pals must know I love them, even when well-intended thank you notes, blog posts, etc. don’t happen.  

So, without further ado, I have been remiss in sharing a few lovelies that came my way.  I mention Anita and Michelle  often enough, but Sissy, attempting to crochet, and my good intentions got in the way.

Anita sent me these with another purchase last week.  She always slips in a little something extra, and it always makes me smile.  She also knows me well enough to choose items that are CLEARLY meant just for me!  Thank you Anita, and I apologize for saying so sooner!

(Before we move to Michelle’s gifts, I *DID* email both ladies and thank them upon receipt.  That is the ONLY way to go, right?!)

It’s a Sissy zipper pull, in Sissy’s and Mugsy’s “colors”!  Now that I’ve blogged it, it will go onto the jacket I wear the most that has a zipper.  (I’m a button and overcoat kind of girl, except for my fleecies!)

Aren’t the tags cute?  Which reminds me…  I have a ton of card-making supplies that want to be used.  When does our scrap & stamp group meet?  I hope it’s not tonight…  The keyring will allow my poor old bone that the house keys live on to retire.  THIS is small enough it can go in my purse!  Thank you, dear, always thoughtful Michelle! 

Knitting is happening.  Crocheting isn’t.  I’m mad at the ridges project, because it’s wrong, and poor Mary has tried to explain BDDC vs. FDDC to me about a million times.  I might practice/try again tonight, since yesterday’s instructions did have a little light flicker in the back of my dark, DIM crochet mind.

You want to know about the knitting, don’t you?  Well, I’m not telling.  So there.  Nearly everything I’m knitting is a gift for someone who reads here.  Don’t get excited PiF pals; there are only three of you and a host of folks I’d wanted to knit for at Christmastime.  So, when I don’t think that the color or a few rows will hit the intended recipient over the head, I may share a photo or two.  Otherwise, as they’re gifted, you’ll get to see what’s going on!

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  1. Maybe I’ll get a little sneak peak tomorrow?!!?!? Can’t wait!!!

  2. Ummm, hate to tell you, but the galloping through the house isn’t going to end any time soon, if Miss Sadie is any example…. She runs around like crazy whenever she is wet (ie, out of the bath or in out of the rain, sleet, etc.), when she is having relay races with herself and her bone, or when she can convince Simon to join her in a game of tag. The last one involves a fair amount of woofing and barking at each other as they run several rounds through four rooms at top speed. She has tried to get Oribel to join her in a game of tag, but no such luck. Maybe Sissy would like to instead?

  3. Not only do they gallop through the house – they use the carpet to dry themselves, by rolling all over it!

    What exactly do BDDC & FDDC stand for? I might be able to help you – I do know how to crochet.

    Let me know how the other rules work out, would love to see a picture of the ‘do.’ g

  4. And it may not storm/rain/sleet/snow on the way to or from Knit Night. You should have seen my crazy butt running through the rain. Not protecting my hair, mind you. Trying to make sure every bit of my CPH was tucked safely inside my bag and under my coat. I’m sure I looked like a drowned rat, but the wool stayed dry. ;-)

    Those goodies are great! Very talented ladies. :-)

  5. I love all your new goodies!

    Got your Megan hat – THANK YOU – It is SO CUTE! She’ll love the color you picked, too.

  6. Camelot is absolutely my favorite musical. I’ve seen it many times, alas never with the now deceased Robert Goulet. I bawl like a baby at the last scene with the little boy. Your darlings get cuter by the day, and the car harness is amazing. We are looking into one for Milo. Sorry to hear crochet isn’t doing it for you. I crocheted for decades before I picked up the needles again in ‘04. However, I must confess I don’t know what BDDC and FDDC mean, either.

  7. good rules – but i might be inclined to challenge the snow rule… i’ve just too much of it recently! i’d be happy for snow on the ground and sunny at 35F – although i guess since that is above freezing there would have to be an occassional “recoating” of fresh snow.

  8. Great goodies! Those stitch markers are YOU – love the pink one! The stuff Michelle makes is amazing… love it all!

  9. What fun gifts! I love musicals too – such a cute way to convey your wishes. Hope they come true as much as humanly possible. I’m speaking to you – oh person who dallied at the firehouse.

  10. Oh what great goodies you got!! Very fitting too :-)
    Ummm I’m with the other on the galloping through the house..as long as they stay off beds I’m happy..lol Though mine have settled alittle on that with the wood floors, Lady comes barreling in and slidesssssssssss right into the garage dor..lol She’s usually okay, just funny, so she’s more careful now but still barrels in..lol

  11. Thanks for all the Love Chan! :-) You’re such a great friend.. and thanks to Nichole too for those sweet kudos! :-)

  12. Oh, but you miss so much beauty if the morning fog is gone by 7 a.m. I don’t like a dense fog that makes it dangerous to drive, but if you can see very far, fog makes for magical mornings that should last as long as possible.


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